Laugh

Sometimes you just need a good laugh.

My daughters wrote this "newspaper" a few years ago and we cracked up when we read it.

Hope you enjoy it.

(I especially like the tax ad...where do they get this stuff)?

P.S. I know about rendering to Caesar.....sigh. 

Randomness Gazette

                Today will always be known as a grim day in history… we don’t know why but I’m sure something bad happened! Anyhow, happy birthday because it’s someone’s birthday today and merry Christmas, because that’s what it is somewhere in the world, and also happy Halloween, happy thanksgiving, happy Hanukah, good evening, good morning, good afternoon, good day, and mazel tav! And a few more happies, goods, and merries besides.

            Anywho, since your reading the randomness gazette, you may want to skip this section… it’s the random thing to do! Or you can read this boring story about a stupid girl who’s puppy is pink. But since we’re random as well, we may as well skip that part!

            Read on!

Advertisements that you may or may not want to read

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE:

 (but preferably alive, because dead bodies scare us as much as they scare you!)

ALICE. Y’KNOW, AS IN ALICE IN WONDERLAND… THAT ALICE?

AND THE MAD HATTER, IF POSSIBLE.

HE’S MAD AS A HATTER AND DANGEROUS TO SOCIETY.

THAT WILL BE ALL.

THANK YOU.

Charlie’s Cha-cha Palace!

Got a Sweet Sixteen coming up and not sure what to do? Come to Charlie’s Cha-Cha Palace for dancing and fun! Only a couple bucks, but hey, who cares?! It’s cheap and fun!

New Thrift store in town!

The new thrift store on main street, an amazing place, truly, just opened! It’s called “A Shack of Cheap Stuff,” and sure enough, it’s cheap! Visit our website at www.ashackofcheapstuff.com!

Graffiti Busters!

Is graffiti tearing up your neighborhood? Call the Graffiti Busters. We get rid of graffiti like nobody’s beeswax and we do it quick!

Come on, dude! You know you need to!

Have your add in this paper!

Only five bucks a week- must be real venison, no does please.

Fonts:

Boring

Really Stupid

Computer Nerd

Up to 4 lines! Call today!

Nerd Squad inc.

Need some geeks to fix your computer in a jiffy? We can do it! (but not in an actual jiffy, of course!) call Nerd Squad today!

 Bill Di Vinci

Art show this week. Please attend. :0

Need someone to engrave something on something for you?? Call us today! The engravers, © today or maybe yesterday but who cares!

Are your pants on fire because you’re such a liar? We’ll put’m out for you! The fire-putter-outers- call us today!

Do you like to brag? I love to brag! So come to the brag-a-thon! All the biggest braggers in town will be here! It’s gonna be sweet, dude!

Need Latin classes? Call us today at WIDE LATIN!

Smile and say cheese. Don’t ask.

i cant seem to figure out this darn puzzle out! Can you solve it?!!!

HpwSignsnds,areas,nconfusings,dm UNCONFUSE YOURSELF! TAKE SHERRY’S SIGN READING CLASS!

The name’s Bob. If you want, I’ll fix your car. But only for a price… ten bucks. You willing to pay? Call me.

Do you need something engraved on a piece of candy? Call us now!

Need someone dead? Call us. The Ninja, www.theninja.com

Having trouble with your taxes? Don’t worry we’re gonna kill whoever makes you pay your taxes! Go to www.governmentkill.blogspot.com

Tired of getting mail every morning? Let us help you! We’ll burn your mailbox down! then you won’t have to get those sickening letters and bills every day!

Need a ride? Now? Call Han Solo. He can get you anywhere, anytime, anyplace… as long as you cough up the credits, that is.

Rouwwereao! Rreoahoaore! Roughhh! - <3 Chewie